11 grand?! Kiss my ass.

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08/27/2019 at 00:41 • Filed to: Craigslist

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Someone posted a short ad last week with but one photo. It was listed for 8 grand. The ad gets taken down and is now relisted for eleven LARGE.

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He mentions it was detailed yesterday, and the speech (written) pattern is very different than the original ad... I think this is a goddamn flip and this guy bought it a week ago. A spit-polish, title-in-the-last-guy’s-name, 3k-in-one-week flip.

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DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/27/2019 at 00:42

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Link to my anger (genetics?) SHUSH!

https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/d/seattle-1975-toyota-hilux-chinook/6965497684.html


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/27/2019 at 00:51

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People like him is why GTFAC exists.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/27/2019 at 00:53

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CP. At the end of the day, it’s a 44 year old camper. That’s a lot of shaggin’.


Kinja'd!!! MrDakka > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/27/2019 at 00:54

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If detailing a car adds $ 3k in value to this guy’s view, how much does adding PPF, ceramic coating and a tint add to the car’ s value? $ 30k?

Also call Svend, apparently he's losing good money.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB
08/27/2019 at 00:58

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At this point, you’d only buy it to flip it later. Too expensive to start racking up miles . Too impractical to use often. Too slow to be safe. And if you need cosmetic bits — speaking as someone with the next gen pickup, merely 39 years old but far more units sold — good fucking luck.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/27/2019 at 00:59

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So, basically it’s a car that the only market is old Toyota fans?

Yeah, pass.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB
08/27/2019 at 01:01

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Someone did a 1 UZ swap in a 1980 Chinook. I’d pay a pretty penny for that.


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/27/2019 at 01:02

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Kinja'd!!! Shift24 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/27/2019 at 01:13

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I will say its more a house listing with stuff like “call me to arrange a viewing” and could be with people now living out of there campers

But 100% not pristine if the odometer stopped working. Dont get me wrong that I believe it could be at 90k but also could be 300k.

T hat shit doesn’t fly where I’m from, mainly because rust but other things as well. Frames here don’t lie about mileage. You can have everything rebuilt but if I can poke a hole in the frame I’m walking away.

I know its Washington so less prone to r ust but that’s just telling how it is here in the mid-west. 


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/27/2019 at 01:33

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I don’t follow the values of old Toyotas like a space crab would but I'd think that it was market correct at $8k. Buying at market and then attempting to flip is a bold strategy.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > lone_liberal
08/27/2019 at 01:35

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Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/27/2019 at 02:24

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Had a similar experience with a rag top fox body listed on FB near me. It was listed at 1000, then 800, then 500. A few days later it sold.

One week after that it was for sale 30 miles away for 1400. 


Kinja'd!!! Svend > MrDakka
08/27/2019 at 03:16

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I’ve seen a £600 detail add £2,000.

Turning a car from, ‘ew, no, too much hard work before I can even see what needs doing structurally and mechanically !’, to ‘that’s pretty pristine. I can see what needs doing, some of it doesn’t look too bad and I can drive it right away’.

I had a neighbours van to clean.

After two years he sold it back to the people he bought it from for the same price he paid for it. 

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Kinja'd!!! McMike > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/27/2019 at 05:24

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Someone did a 1UZ swap in a 1980 Chinook.

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Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/27/2019 at 05:38

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lowball him


Kinja'd!!! LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
08/27/2019 at 08:53

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Right, this is all that is needed: Bigger tires, an awning, and an ad on Expedition Portal claiming that it is an “overlanding” rig, and Dr. Z’s example will be worth sell for even more than $11k.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/27/2019 at 10:53

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The classic clean up and flip. Fuck that guy and the horse he rode in on.